A jaahhhbbiiiieeee!!!

Bing, bang, boom. That fast. Start college, meaningless testings, blackouts, hookups, bed pisses, public indecency, fights, football games, spring concerts, bank overdrafts, graduation. Cheers to all those who told you "have fun, four years goes by so fast."
Man I bet those guys really wish we found them to say, "hey, you were right," just to be one-upped with a good ol' American "Told ya so."
Now the easy part.
Youre either
A: A dickless lizard who is too scared to enter the work world so you entertain the idea of graduate school, Euro-tripping, or living the dream from home
OR
B: employed.

As of today, the American unemployment rating is 9.9%. So much for roundin' up...
In 1976, the year my mother graduated college, the US was looking at a 7.7% rating-not too bad.

With government programs, internships, and entry level jobs, I find all of the hoop-la surrounding the difficulty to get a job now a days to be horse crap. I will be the first to say that I am ecstatic about the fact that I have secured a job starting after graduation, but I am by no means the "elite."

That being said, I feel that recent college graduates are too quick to accept the notion that "things are tough" and that "the current economy" is going to prevent you from getting a job. If anything, employers are looking for hungry graduates, fresh off their finals, and willing and able to work more proficiently for probably far lower wages.
Look at this guy:(!)


The moment you start believing that there are no jobs available is the exact time that jobs become unavailable. It is an insult to our generation to go for 4 years, funded by your parents hard labor, only to get your degree and shit the bed.
Call it a cry or a PSA, just don't blame it on the economy.
Don't fret, don't complain, and don't accept failure. Look at fatty, he's fully aware and has been seeking benefits from a high unemployment rating and he still finds a way to smile!

Mustache March

Greeting Gents,

As this final day of the month of February comes to an end, we must salute those of our fellow American's that competed vigorously in the 2010 Olympics, especially those American bobsled dudes, they're simply animals.

Next matter of business: as tomorrow is the first day of March, I hope all of you men out there have gotten a head start on your facial display of masculinity, the mustache.

Throughout history, many greats have sported the power bearing mustache such as Ulysses S. Grant, Hulk Hogan, and the Aegis-bearing Zeus. These men, and many more, proudly presented their most proud feature, the mustache. With the creation of and the proud wearers of the Hitler, pushbroom, handlebar, Fu Man Chu, pencil thins, lumberjack, goatee (also accepted: mutton chops, side burns. condemned: soul patches) men have been going strong for centuries, so why can't you?

If you are still in need of convincing before you sprout, feast your eyes on this....

If your lady disapproves, work on your negotiating skills -Martin Luther King Jr. didn't take a minute off.

These flavor savors have been around for millennia (practically since the beginning of man), they have served on some of men's finest across the globe, they makes you look damn sexy and THEY'RE ALL NATURAL!

So lay down your swords (razors) in this fight against Kalvin Klein's ads that tell how a "man" should look and take part in Mustache March, man's public display of masculinity (at least legally).

I certainly know which one I'm doing

Feel free to upload photos along the way.

No guts, No glory,

Abraham P. T. Froman