Mustache March

Greeting Gents,

As this final day of the month of February comes to an end, we must salute those of our fellow American's that competed vigorously in the 2010 Olympics, especially those American bobsled dudes, they're simply animals.

Next matter of business: as tomorrow is the first day of March, I hope all of you men out there have gotten a head start on your facial display of masculinity, the mustache.

Throughout history, many greats have sported the power bearing mustache such as Ulysses S. Grant, Hulk Hogan, and the Aegis-bearing Zeus. These men, and many more, proudly presented their most proud feature, the mustache. With the creation of and the proud wearers of the Hitler, pushbroom, handlebar, Fu Man Chu, pencil thins, lumberjack, goatee (also accepted: mutton chops, side burns. condemned: soul patches) men have been going strong for centuries, so why can't you?

If you are still in need of convincing before you sprout, feast your eyes on this....

If your lady disapproves, work on your negotiating skills -Martin Luther King Jr. didn't take a minute off.

These flavor savors have been around for millennia (practically since the beginning of man), they have served on some of men's finest across the globe, they makes you look damn sexy and THEY'RE ALL NATURAL!

So lay down your swords (razors) in this fight against Kalvin Klein's ads that tell how a "man" should look and take part in Mustache March, man's public display of masculinity (at least legally).

I certainly know which one I'm doing

Feel free to upload photos along the way.

No guts, No glory,

Abraham P. T. Froman