This week my car hit 50,000 miles. I realize this is a milestone in any cars life and i celebrated by getting pulled over by a state trooper. This of course is the best way to celebrate any event.....on the way home from an aniversary party......or when your driving home with 5 strippers that you intend to do dirty dirty things to.
But enough of that.
5 reasons to NOT wipe your ass.
a#1: you can fart and blow poop bubbles
b#2: you can give anyone at any point in the day a dirty sanchez
c#3: you like to mark the underwear you wore that day
d#4: Think of all that time and the trees you will save
e#5: If you like your own brand all day will be heavenly
thats all for now,
Artemis Noisewater
ClIcK tHiS ShIT
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