It always saddens me to have to report unfortunate news. The new "in" natural disaster-the Earthquake-made its' presence known again today. Haiti got its 15 minutes of fame and passed the torch onto the South American Gem of Chili.
The list of A-list celebrities who have become interested in earthquakes has grown exponentially, from Bono to Oprah to Benji Madden, you're only cool if you donate to an earthquake fund. Look out for these A-listers to hop onto Chili, leaving poor ol' Haiti with barely D-listers, such as Sinbad, Ryan Goessling and Tom Green
I am gonna call it right before it happens. The new HOTT relief fund to endorse is going to be the Hawaii Tsunami Fund.
The Chili earthquake has prompted top officials to call an tsunami warning for Hawaii. The earthquake struck at 3:34 a.m. in central Chile.
Evacuation alarms sounded at 6 a.m. Saturday in coastal areas in Hawaii, as the region prepares for what federal officials say could be a dangerous, potentially deadly, tsunami to hit the islands in the aftermath of the earthquake. Waves are expected to reach 6-10 feet.
HO-LY PINEAPPLES! We're gonna have to move fast. Hopefully Hawaiian native Barack Obama has a fool proof plan to save all of the pineapples. There are boatloads of recipes that call for generous amounts of pineapples-recipes that we can just forget ever existed!
I would like to close by bringing attention to all MC Fraternity followers the possibility of a lucrative business plan. We, together, can manufacture, distribute, market, and sell t shirts that read:
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