Ok since this sunday I must confess that besides the COPIOUS amounts of wang on chatroulette, it is quite possibly the funniest thing i have come in contact with, and have become what some might consider obsessed. While this is both true and false at the same time i will give an example of what this wonderful website has provided for entertainment.
Story 1: Flipping through different "strangers" the group of friends came across a very good looking person......obviously european because most americans are just down right fat and ugly (see previous post about fat and ugly and skinny and ugly for reminder). So after a few minutes it became apparent that this female was from italy. At which point she saw that cops was on in the background, she then stated in her very adorable broken english that she loves american cop shows.....we then continued to watch cops and have a discussion about anything...she then told us she had to goto bed cuz she had to wake up for school.......ok so how old was she exactly?........we hope 18
Story 2: Instead of being a bunch of boring people on the other end of a video chat we then decided to don the best dumb hats we could find around the house......success.....the compliments began......the portable computer some of you may know as the macbook has a camera built in.....genious roomate decided to take our next new friend or friends on a trip around the house very fast......creating the illusion of a rollercoaster ride....the people thought it was halirous
Story 3: so it is inevitable that we will meet a peni or 50....it is common response to these retarded fappers of pud to quickly skip by. We came to a friend wearing a mask and gave him a chance......wrong move.....the masked figure looked a little bit naked in close up view of his face....and indeed just when i informed the group this male was naked he stepped back and gave his best impression of beyonce with nothing more than a mardi gras mask on.........in his defense......best pratical joke played on chatroulette to date to me.
Story 4: a few clicks after the master of the penis game.....we ran into a very jolly x box gamer. How you may ask do i know he was an xbox enthusiast? Well i shall tell you. Our xbox friend was sitting in a desk chair reclined with his headset on holding a xbox controller...upon hearing that he connected to a new friend he looked over....not wearing a shirt....jiggling all his many rolls laughing and dancing....this produced the best laughing spell that i have gone into in a very extended amount of time.
So before you write off chatroulette becuase you feel like a creep by yourself, sit down with a bucnh of friends and just enjoy the ride. If you can look past the bounty of floppy,saggy,curved, or hard peni....this is your place for fun.
K bye now,
Master of plaster disaster
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